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Photo du jour -- Tyson

From Ray's Bleu Juice

Toss my salad LIVE

I couldn't help myself. No wonder certain people ban me from their classy Flickr pages -- but I don't give a shit. This is funny. If you don't think so, then you're probably republican, sexually repressed, or that most evil combo of both. Warning: Lower the volume if you're at work.

Photo du jour -- ONLY CHILD, MY ASS ~ Cindy McCain's angry half-sister

Now here's one straight from the That's A God-Damn Shame File ... Kathleen Hensley Portalski From NPR: Cindy McCain's Half Sister 'Angry' She's Hidden "We were listening to the piece about Cindy McCain on NPR, All Things Considered, and it just struck us very hard," Portalski said. His mother, Kathleen Hensley Portalski, is also Hensley's daughter. The Portalski family is accustomed to hearing Cindy McCain described as Hensley's only child. Who Is Kathleen Hensley Portalski? Documents show Kathleen Anne Hensley was born to Jim and Mary Jeanne Hensley on Feb. 23, 1943. They had been married for six years when Kathleen was born. Jim Hensley was a bombardier on a B-17, flying over Europe during World War II. He was injured and sent to a facility in West Virginia to recuperate. During that time, while still married to Mary Jeanne, Hensley met another woman — Marguerite Smith. Jim divorced Mary Jeanne and married Marguerite in 1945. Cindy Lou Hensley was born nine years later, in 1954. Sole Inheritor To Hensley's Estate When Hensley died in 2000, his will named not only Portalski but also a daughter of his wife Marguerite from her earlier marriage. So, Cindy McCain may be the only product of Jim and Marguerite's marriage, but she is not the only child of either. She was, however, the sole inheritor of his considerable estate. Hmmm... interesting. This says so many things about the character of the McCain's, doesn't it. Cindy's dad apparently did the same thing that her future husband would do to his first wife. Funny how life comes around. I consult my Magic Eight Ball. What karmic repercussions are in store for the growing more loathsome by the second McCains? It answers decisively like McCain at a townhall religious forum -- YES!! Okay, it's a little like McCain himself, rusty technology easily confused. I'll let it nap and try again later.

Photo du jour -- Taylor wins Gold!

No ... not me, SILLY heads. Curious? Check out Rod 2:0.

Is Senator Joe Biden The One?

I'm beginning to think so. We'll know soon enough so I might as well say it. This from the Times piece As Running Mate, Biden Offers Foreign Policy Heft... "Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr. spent the weekend in Tbilisi, Georgia, meeting with the country’s embattled president, Mikheil Saakashvili. The trip was made at the request of the Georgian leader, who is trying to rally international support after Russia invaded his country this month. "...Only Mr. Obama and a handful of close and very discreet aides know where the vice-presidential selection process stands with the Democratic National Convention in Denver just a week away. But several people close to the campaign say Mr. Biden, of Delaware, is among those who are under consideration. After having a nightmare that he picked Hillary, I decided I had to consult the spirits. Yeah. I'm rubbing my crystal ball asking if BIDEN is the one. A fuzzy answer becomes clear -- YOU MAY RELY ON IT! Yes. My crystal ball never lies. Okay, its a Magic Eight Ball -- but it got me through the 80's so don't sleep on it.

McCain's Mansions

If you still don't get it, then you deserve the fucking thats coming. And next weekend, 08.23.08 ... on Jersey City's waterfront ... meet exotic dancer turned author (G-String Dreams), MegaBody and others ...

Another High school wrestling sex offender

[random pic from web] It's not my favorite sex offender this time. Mr "Is that a finger in my ass" Jerome Hunt has given up butt-dragging and taken up other, less titilating sports. It's a new horny wrestling sex offender, apparently in hot water for sticking his dick in the mouth of someone who didn't want it there. Yeah, I know, some guys don't like that shit. Crazy right. When I was in high-school, I used to dream about athletes sticking their ... Well anyway, just check out this clip below. ALL wrestlers are horny. And in high-school, PUH-leeeze. I pop a woody if I just SEE a hot guy in a slippery singlet, I don't need to writhe around on his butt. But that's just me.

Cullen Jones Salad

My friend Bernie sent me these pics. I told him Cullen Jones makes me wanna take up swimming, and asked if he wanted to join me. He wondered if he sunk to the bottom would Cullen jump in and give him mouth to mouth? Hmmm ..... If he does, and by the looks of the pic below, maybe I could help out by positioning my lips at the other end, ready to blow additional air if need be. I wouldn't mind -- really. Update: Someone sent me this picture ... ... with the caption "We might have him on *our* minds, but what does he have on *his* mind? I responded: Well, if I had to add a thought bubble, it might be -- "Girl, now you know orange ain't your color." For those miraculously STILL confused, check out this post: Toss my salad LIVE

Walmart strongarms employees for McCain!

View video here. I never shop at Walmart. Yeah, great prices. But when you have a slave labor force, your prices oughta be great. I saw a documentary about the working conditions of some of the Chinese workers who make our Walmart goods. I almost cried. I thought of my ancestors in the fields workin' from dawn to dusk 'til their fingers bled before returning to their little shacks to a bowl of pig guts and a few hours sleep. As descendents of slaves we should be able to relate to such exploitation, even when in the guise of free trade etc, etc .... So fuck Walmart. Fuck China. And most happily, fuck John Sidney 'I hate the gooks' McCain. Mary Beth Maxwell, executive director of American Rights at Work, criticized Wal-Mart for trying to influence the federal election system. "Wal-Mart seems to be willing to break federal election law in order to stop their employees and all of America's workers from having a fair shot at the American dream," she said.

Photo du jour -- Cullen Jones ~ Divin' into my heart

A thousand words ... and all of 'em nasty.